How I failed my driving test Zac Weirs Today I failed my driving test, It was only the first time, But unlike others first time in other awkward areas, My test went smoothly like a rhyme I also got seven minors, But who really cares about minor a dash, Because if I did let them get to me, I would have had a crash The examiner was a nice man, You couldn’t ask for a better examiner to have, But just like I failed my driving test, He failed at programming the sat nav It was actually very easy, Apart from feeling the gaze of focused eyes, I felt as if I was in trouble, From telling loads of lies It doesn’t really matter, That I failed my driving test, Because when things don’t go according to plan, It’s when I’m at my very best But my next attempt will be a pass, And then I wouldn’t have...